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whatisgoingonpleasehelp:

my dash did a thing :) no screenshot just telling u

officialunitedstates:

euqah:

officialunitedstates:

Life hack:  they serve capri suns at bars if you ask nicely

REALLY?

Nope, I was lying.  It doesn’t make economic sense for bars to carry children’s juice pouches.  Follow for more disillusionment.

2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

dives-and-lazarus:

me playing sports

cringing:

cringing:

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month

woahbeau:

today in school I learned that if you do not want to have sex with your boyfriend you’re supposed to put your hands up and say “I do not wish to become sexually active” so I’ve been practicing 

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after taking about 20 of these I realized that this might be why I’ve never had a boyfriend 

teen-tltan:

1-800 slap that hoe

teen-tltan:

1-800 slap that hoe

Anonymous
PLS UPLOAD MORE BECAUS E I LOVE YOU

I want to too! Some big life stuff is goin’ on and it’s super scary, so I can’t sit down and get passionate about it yet. I really hope it won’t be too long! I haven’t left, no worries!<3

falcnpunch:

R E T U R N    T O    T H E     D E P T H S

falcnpunch:

R E T U R N    T O    T H E     D E P T H S


i hope everyone is ready for some FOOBAW

i hope everyone is ready for some FOOBAW